May 2013
seblaine:
what do people do if they’re not obsessed with anything
unative:
time goes by so fast when you’re avoiding homework
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The Seven Shittiest Sins
Greed: I want shit
Envy: I want your shit
Wrath: I'm going to wreck your shit
Lust: I'm into some freaky shit
Gluttony: This is some tasty shit
Sloth: I don't feel like doing shit
Pride: I am the shit
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My wardrobe
20%: don't fit
50%: too ugly
10%: worn it too many times
20%: pyjamas
jebiwonkenobi:
When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
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cancune:
if a guy stares at ur boobs
just stare at his dick
maybe squint a little bit
